It's Fairytale Friday and I did notice that after I did some wierd stuff with some crochet needles and some yarn there were three critters in my house and a blonde lady with an ultrashort skirt. They were chattering up a storm too.
This is what I overheard:
Goldilocks "I'm sorry, it was me. I've been on the Atkins diet for a few weeks and when I saw that steaming pile of carbs I just couldn't resist and just dived in."
Mummy Bear "I know how you feel - there's only so many times you can eat a pork chop for breakfast isn't there?"
Baby Bear "You can have my porridge any day of the week Goldilocks. I'm dying for some Lucky Charms but mum won't buy them."
Mummy Bear: "Who's been sleeping in my bed?"
Goldilocks: "Me, and just so you know your bed is lumpy and you could really do with a Sleepnumber Bed."
Mummy Bear: "Don't I know it! But daddy bear's too tight to buy me one. And the bed's so damn small I can barely get into it!"
Daddy Bear: "I got no spare cash for new beds. I have to spend all my money on Baby Bear and his basketball lessons not to mention his Air Jordans."
Baby Bear: "I'm gonna be the next Michael Jordan!" Throws ball in the air and knocks Goldilocks over.
Goldilocks gets up and brushes herself off. "Oh my! I think I'll be outta here. There's not enough room to swing a bear in here. Thanks for the porridge Baby Bear....and good luck!!"
What do you think of them? Have you ever crocheted a fairytale theme? What shall I do next?